“Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks– Bone crushing cold. The kind of cold which will wrench the spirit out of a young man, or forge it into steel.” –Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, “Northern Exposure”

It’s cold up here. Really, really cold. One of the first things I remember being told when I moved here (and being told many times over the last 6 months, by many different people) is: “It’s cold, but a DIFFERENT cold than Toronto. It’s a dry cold, not a wet cold like down south, so it doesn’t FEEL quite as cold”. I think this is somewhat true - or at least I did, until January 1st when the Olympic Torch Relay took place, outside, in -35 degree weather.

After 2 hours outside, my face was so frozen I couldn't physically smile. I was trying to SO HARD here!

I arrived, like a good media girl, at about 5:45 (though the relay didn’t start unitl 6:15, and didn’t reach my location - by the stage - until just after 7), and by 6pm worked up the courage to go outside and walk to the media zone… a good 5 minutes from where we parked. Granted, not THAT far… unless it’s -35 and you’re carrying a bunch of camera equipment.

I think my coworker Lydia said it best when I called her asking for advice on my Sorels - “Should I get the rated to -32 ones,” I asked her, “Or the rated to -40 ones?” She laughed, and gave me some true Northern Advice: “Lauren, it doesn’t matter whether it’s -32 or -40 outside… it’s still @#*$ing cold! So get the ones you like.”

So I did (and obviously, the ones I liked were the -32 degree ones or I wouldn’t have been asking… ;)

And she was right. The difference between -30 and -40 is really, when it boils down to it, not that big of a difference… either way, you don’t want to be outside for any longer than the run between your car and your house!

“I know it sounds crazy… but it wouldn’t be Timmins if it wasn’t -40 and freezing!”
–Shania Twain, speaking to the crowd at the Olympic Torch Celebrations in Timmins.

I’ve only enjoyed about… one and a half months of the lovely 5-6 months of Winter I’ve been told to expect - we had an unusually mild November, I’m told - but I’ve still managed to learn a whole whack of things I never even thought about before.

Winter Lessons!

1. Whether it’s -30, -35, or -40, it’s still freaking cold outside.
2. Yes, it IS possible for your car to get frost on the inside of the windows… apparently it’s a result of the snow that gets into your mats from your boots, and, of course, never melts (like it does occasionally down south) as it’s never warm enough for it to melt.
3. It’s really, really, REALLY hard to scrape said frost off the inside of your window.
4. Don’t forget to plug your car in. Just don’t.
5. No, you CAN’T drive over the snow bank the plow makes at the bottom of your driveway after a snowfall, despite the fact you did it in Toronto all the time - chances are the overnight snowfall was equivalent to a month’s worth in the city. Your car WILL get stuck, two men WILL have to spend 15 minutes having to help push your car over the damn thing, and your neighbour WILL faceplant into the snow bank that was under your car once it moves… sorry about that, by the way!
6. It’s a bad idea to let your car get below 1/4 of a tank - there’s a really good chance it will freeze up, yes even if plugged in.
7. Remote Car Starters are to Northerners like Fire was to Cavemen… essential.
8. Remote Car Starters ALSO cost an arm and a leg for installation in a ‘97 Chevy Lumina… which is what I drive. D’oh!
9. Add an extra half hour (or more) to your morning, to allow for possible snowfall, snowbanks, frost, etc you’ll have to deal with.
10. Don’t get excited when you see the sun in the morning - although it looks pretty, and the Vitamin D is nice - it feels way, way, WAY colder when the sun is out. I’m told this has something to do with the cloud cover “padding” the atmosphere and trapping heat in. I’ll take it!
11. Vitamin D supplements, Vitamin D supplements, Vitamin D supplements!
12. Kitty Litter: it’s not just for litter boxes anymore.
13. Invest in a loooooong  (and well insulated!) winter jacket. Your butt will thank you.
14. Bad hair days don’t exist in the cold - you won’t care if you’re ruining your perfect ponytail, curls, or straightened mane if the hat is keeping your head warm.
15. Heated blankets = ? (Thanks Gramsey!!)
16. No, after spending Christmas Week in balmy -3 to -10 degree weather and little to no snow, the pilot will NOT let you get back on the plane (no matter HOW cold and HOW windy it is) and let you go back. ;)
17. Yes, there is such a thing as “too cold to ski”… at least for me!
18. Put on those goofy snow pants, the ski mitts, the scarf wrapped around your head and face 10 times, and the 300 layers that make you look like a marshmellow… people will be staring at you if you DON’T, because they’ll be thinking “look at that stupid person whose not dressed for the weather!”

With the warm weather we’ve been having the last few days, I think its officially safe to say summer is on it’s way in! And what better way to spend a summer than outdoors with good friends and good food?

As a kid, I had the pleasure of growing up in the suburbs - while it could be pretty boring sometimes - there was no shortage of nearby parks, a large shady backyard for me to hang out in, and a BBQ to grill on (and most importantly, a dad who was WILLING to grill ;)

Even when I moved away to attend University, I often would return home to my parents for the summer - or, the few times I did get an out-of-town job I was always renting a house; which meant we had our very own yard, deck/patio, and barbecue. One particularly  hot summer, I recall my roommate and I even went as far as to buy one of those inflatable pools from Walmart and set it up in our backyard - now THAT was a cool summer (pun intended). 

Self admittedly, I’m a country girl at heart - I spent many summers at my grandparents farm in Creemore tanning, swimming, and playing in the fields… so this urban living thing is mildly new to me.

Even last year, when I moved to the city(ish) for school, I lucked out and lived in an awesome 3 bedroom house (in a not-so-awesome area, sadly, which is why I moved).

For the first time, I’m living in a low level apartment building; which equates to no backyard, no deck, no front porch or balcony, a very small “front yard” (I did manage to squeeze my plastic lawn chairs out there with a small table)… and no barbecue. 

What’s a girl to do?

After pouting over the prospect of cooking on my stove all summer (and constructing a list of nearby friends and relatives with barbecues and yards I could mooch off of), I had a brain wave - camping. barbecues.

They typically fold up and they take up very little space - so you don’t have to worry about one, where to store the darn thing, or two, your grill disappearing overnight from your front lawn. And the best part is you can get them at a very affordable price AND use them anywhere (like… taking camping, which I’m pretty excited about - no more dropping hot dogs into the camp fire!)

There’s a lot of options to choose from though, so I compiled a list of a few I think are great choices, depending on your lifestyle:

1. Camp Chef Weekender 2-Burner Stove, available for $108 at Walmart. This one comes with legs (whoo hoo!) so you don’t need a picnic table to cook on - huge bonus.  This one’s actually a stove with two burners, so it’s great for all your on-the-go cooking needs if you’re into outdoor living. That being said though, keep in mind that in ORDER to grill, you’ll need to purchase a barbeque box or grill top for it. It can also be used with a bulk propane tank.
2. Landmann Barrell Charcoal Grill, available for $129 at Walmart. If you’re looking for a BBQ to double as a camping grill, move on to #3. BUT - If you don’t camp, and just love barbecued dinner, read on. If you’re not in an apartment with a balcony you can grill on, you’ll need some semblance of storage for this grill - a shed? a storage locker? - as it doesn’t fold up. However, it DOES come on wheels so you can move it around fairly easily, and it doesn’t take up a lot of space either.
3. BBQ In A Box Charcoal, available for $29.99 at Canadian Tire. I just love this one - it’s so darn cute! It’s great for camping or road trips, as it’s absolutely TINY and travels well. No propane needed, and it even comes with a bag of charcoal and a spatula/tongs and fork. Awh!
4. Coleman Tabletop Grill, available for 79.99 at Canadian Tire. This is my new baby. I love to camp, so it will be great to bring along. The mini-propane tanks for this one run about 4.99, or $15 for a 3 pack. It’s easy to light, easy to use, and easy to clean. You will need a table or something to put it on thought, because it doesn’t have legs.
5. Woods Deluxe Single Burner Propane Stove with Grill, available for $79.99 at Canadian Tire. Again, this is one that’s great if you’re a camper, boater, or tailgate partier - it has both a grill AND stove top, and is pretty affordable. No matches needed to light (it has a button you push to ignite it). Like the Coleman one, you’ll need to make sure you have a table/surface to use it on.

I know I’ll be enjoying BBQ’d food in my little apartment this summer - and I can’t even begin to describe how awesome that is and how excited I am  - so I think I will leave it at that.