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Although I am by no means a “gamer” now (unless you count being schooled at Mario Cart on the Wii, or schooling at Mario Party, being a gamer) – I was certainly raised a gamer by my parents.
Or more accurately, by my father.
We got our first computer when I was 6 or 7 (yup, also raised a computer nerd with a webpage – some things never change!), and, my dad, ever the giant nerd himself, installed a slew of awesome games on it.
Picking an early-age favourite is hard – Cross Country Canada, Maniac Mansion, Lemmings, Myst, Carmen San Diego – there’s so many good ones that come to mind. But, there’s three specific games that have stuck with me to this day.
The Mystery Text-Based Adventure Game I’ll Probably Never Find
My “favourite game ever” to this day, I still can’t recall the name of this oneb – and oh GOD have I searched, and searched, and… ugh. It was a text-based adventure fantasy. You woke up in (or got stranded at during a storm – can’t quite remember which) an enchanted castle. Inside, you had to navigate your way through and try not to get eaten/killed/maimed by all the things inside. I remember a werewolf, who attacked and killed you if you hadn’t yet found the silver bullet, and an attic with a bat/owl/creature that I could NEVER seem to get past. If you have any idea what I’m talking about, please comment and help me find this game! It’s killing me, and has been killing me for YEARS. My parents don’t remember either.
Full Throttle
What’s not to love about bad-ass bikers, futuristic hovercrafts, fields filled with landmines, and mini-games where tou stab a knife between your fingers when you’re 10? Full Throttle had all that (and more). I was such an expert at the knife-stabbing-through-the-fingers game (seriously!) I used to practice on my real hand with a crayon and vowed to become an expert at doing it with a REAL knife when I was older (don’t worry mom, I never followed through).
Wolfenstein 3D
Blood, guts, ammo, machine guns, killing Nazi’s – totally appropriate for an eight-year-old to be playing, right? I loved this game. I still love this game. So when I heard today that Wolfenstein 3D is being released for free online in celebration of the game’s 20th anniversary, I was stoked.
BREAKING NEWS, fellow iPhone lovers: you can totally download Wolfenstein 3D for free in the App store, as well. Score.
Not only because I love the game, but because I never beat it. It was really my dad’s game, which I just watched him play and played attempted to play myself, but I really, really sucked at it. Especially as the levels progressed and the enemies got harder.
Eventually I just loved watching him play all the hard levels I’d never make it too, and as time went on he was nearing completion of the game. It was really exciting times in the Souch household. Until one morning, when I was scarred for life (no, I’m not being dramatic!): I woke up just to have my dad tell me, all excited, that he beat Wolfenstein and got to see the little man run out of the castle jumping.
At two a.m.
While my nine-year-old self was fast asleep in bed.
I mean, WTF, dad!? You couldn’t have waited so your blood-and-guts loving, Nazi-killing, nine-year-old daughter could reach the pinnacle of her tiny gamer life and witness the ending with you?
He promised he’d beat it again so I could see. But try as he might, he couldn’t.
Yeah, I’m still bitter – and still haven’t seen the game finished.
So, this weekend I’m going to hole myself up in a vortex of nerdiness and play this damn game until I beat the thing, even if it means not eating, sleeping, or socializing (sorry, friends who have birthday celebrations ;).
And Dad?
You’re not allowed to come watch.
It’s not secret that I, like many others, have a serious love for all things social media. You name it, I’m on it (or have been at some point!). From Twitter, to Facebook, to YouTube, to Pinterest – there’s no digital social realm I haven’t tried.
So when I caught wind of these uber cute dress designs by Victor Faretina, which he posted to his Deviant Art account as a part of his Web in Vogue series, I instantly fell in love.
Or, more accurately, I fell in love with the one I saw – the Google Dress – and went to his page to see if he had more. Lo and behold, he has TONS.
The only downside? They’re simply designs, and not available to purchase – yet. According to Farentina’s page, he has plans to eventually make and sell these dresses.
Though I’m not sure I’d ever wear one of these, mainly because I have nowhere to wear a fancy dress TO, I still love them – especially the Google one! I’m a sucker for rainbow accents.
Would you ever wear something like this? And which one is your favourite?
Google’s doing it:
Wikipedia is doing it:
(and causing quite the uproar on Twitter, I might add)
Reddit, Craigslist, Boing-Boing, WordPress, and thousands of other smaller sites are also doing it.
And so am I, even though I’m Canadian.
The Stop Online Piracy Act might be an American bill, but it has very, very bad consequences for everyone, everywhere. Essentially, SOPA would allow intellectual property owners (Hollywood, essentially) to more or less destroy any site (homeland or foreign) they have a copyright claim against.
And then there’s PIPA, SOPA’s little sister, which seeks to make websites – not users – responsible for pirated content.
“Internet policy shouldn’t be set by Hollywood.” – Jimmy Wales, Wikipedia Founder
What does this mean, exactly?
It means say goodbye to a free, open internet.
Right now, if I upload copyrighted content to YouTube, I’m held accountable. With PIPA, YouTube becomes accountable for what *I* uploaded. Doesn’t seem fair, does it? And while the big sites – Facebook, YouTube, etc – have the means to deal with these kinds of copyright claims, many smaller sites don’t.
And under SOPA, if a torrent site hosted in a foreign country is offering movie downloads, the production company can (among other things) demand Google remove them from the search index, demand financing to the site in question is pulled, and tell ISP’s to block the site.
Yeah, as in Rogers/AOL/Insert-ISP-Here can decide what YOU, as a consumer, and as an internet user, are ALLOWED TO SEE AND ACCESS.
Sounds pretty big brother-ish, right?
What’s worse is the consequences this can have beyond torrent sites or streaming video content. Those pushing this bill through are claiming it’s only aimed at these sites that are pirating software, movies, and creative content.
What they’re NOT telling you is that the bill can – and very likely will, if passed – extend beyond those boundaries and start affecting us, as internet users, and start affecting “the little guy.” Basically ANY site the powers-that-be decide infringes on a copyright can be pulled – and just because I’m Canadian doesn’t mean I’m untouchable – that’s the problem, actually. This bill would be essentially be granting the American Government control over foreign hosted content, and, according to Google, “turn the internet into a police state”.
I have to agree.
What I am disappointed with, however, is that Google chose to only blackout on the American site. Though we as foreigners don’t have a direct say in this – I mean, I don’t have an American representative I can contact – but if passed it WILL be affecting us (and our daily internet habits). People – all people, whether American or not – need to be aware of how bad this bill really is. It’s going to allow the American government extraordinary – and worse, loosely defined – power to control the content and information available to us online.
It will essentially, and effectively, kill the internet.
Overly dramatic? Maybe, but maybe not.
I’d rather not find out.
I’m only just scraping the surface of this entire issue – for a more in-depth (but still easy to follow) look at the issue, check out this Gizmodo post, visit Wikipedia’s Q&A about why they’re blacked out, or checkout the SOPA Blackout page.
And, of course – consider joining the blackout and showing your support via Twitter, Facebook, or Google+.
Back when GeoCities wasn’t owned by Yahoo (and still existed, for that matter)? When frames were considered “high tech”, when it was perfectly acceptable for backgrounds to be a picture repeated over, and over, and over; and when there were animated .gifs literally everywhere?
Oh, baby.

You can actually click through this screenshot to browse through the archived site in all it's glory; thanks to the Wayback Machine.
Oh, and in case you were wondering – yeah, that was MY website.
Okay, you can stop laughing at me now – I was 12, and it was REALLY cool back then. All my friends were jealous. And then they made their own sites. And recently, I embarrassed them all by finding all THEIR old sites and plastering them all over Facebook!
Ah, the wonders of modern day technology.
I still remember my first webpages address – which is kind of odd, considering it was SO. LONG. AGO. (And so long, in general) Good thing though – that’s what allowed me to track it down via the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine.
It was http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Dell/5503, in case you were curious.
Actually, that was only my FIRST websites URL because I RAN OUT OF SPACE (seriously) and ended up having to make a second, then third, then… you get the idea.
I always feel a little silly when applying for jobs (and in interviews!) when I’m asked how many years of web design experience I have. Because when you’ve only been out of school for 2 years, and you didn’t major in ANYTHING web related, claiming 5+ years of experience – let alone 10+! – seems a little ridiculous, right?
But truth be told, I made my first webpage when I was 10/11, in 1996 (my family got our first computer in 1993, and I thought it was the coolest thing since the mechanical cheese slicer we owned - hey, I really liked cheese and was clumsy with a knife, okay?) and from then on I was hooked.
I created my first .gifs in KidPix, than – oh my God – moved on to animated .gifs.
Also in KidPix.
This frog was my second one.
Pretty badass, right?
Please note the hot white background surrounding the graphic – yeah, transparency didn’t exist yet for me. 
I soon moved up in the world, and learned to work Paint Shop Pro.
Shortly after, I was making adoptable eggs that hatched into bunnies and pigs. We won’t talk about my first adoptable animals, a slew of unanimated KidPix bunnies.
And then I finally, FINALLY learned how to use transparency – no white borders here, folks.

Back then, I was sooooo proud of these graphics (and okay, you’ve got to admit – for a 12 year old in 1997 they were pretty damn good!). I wanted to be a graphic designer until I was about 15 and discovered law (surprise, I’m not a lawyer today either!). And there were a few weeks when I was 13 when I was insistant I’d be a marine biologist, until I realized I never, ever wanted to disect an animal in science class. And yes, I did avoid doing so all through high school.
Although I’m by no means a graphic artist, I do still make graphics (all the ones on this site are my work), and I dabble in some freelance graphic work when the opportunity presents itself (right now, I’m actually designing some material for Open Media’s “Vote for the Internet” campaign).
For those of you who know me (and well) – you might see parts of my “grown up” personality still splashed around that page. I still love bunnies and penguins, for instance. And if you read my “all about me” page (please note the bangin’ rainbow background), you’ll note I list my hobbies as swimming, reading, and drawing (yup, still do all those things).
Ace of Base and Spice Girls were my favourite bands, and Geri Halliwell was my favourite singer. Not sure whether I really want to admit this, but I still have music from all three (yeah, yeah, including Geri’s short lived solo career) on my iPod.
I guess something things really do never change (except technology, thank God!)
And, for a laugh, check out a few popular pages in all their frame heavy, blue underline linked glory:
- TheStar.com, circa 1996 (check out those buttons!)
- Apple.com in 1997 had a great deal: order CyberDrive today for a FREE CD Rom!
- Disney.com was high tech in 1997 with their transparent graphics, frames, and online store.
- One of the nicest layouts 1996 ever saw was probably ABC.com’s site.
- Google was still in beta form in 1996.


















